The Fuglies: Round III
The Fuglies have EXPLODED onto the INTERNET! Just look at what everyone's saying:
"HOLY CRAPFUGOLA!" says Jenny on the Spot.
"Ugh," says Evil Genius, "I look even worse in HTML pages."
Mr Black says "Hial Ven Zinkenstauch!!"
And FADKOG, our kickass gal FADKOG says, "The fugly is magnificent this week! Fugtastic, if you will. Must go on a fug hunt this weekend and see what evil I can send your way."
Have YOU submitted your Fug Mug? Submit now! (Email your fuglosity to: papatv at yahoo dot com).
Last week's fugliness was all about the ladies, before that was the PAIR OF FUGS, and before that my very own homegrown fug.
Now -- this week -- I bring you.... THE GUYS...
The guys have stepped it up a notch. Judge for yourself. Guess your favorite blogger.
FUG MUG #9:
Inspiration: I'm not exactly sure what Xmas this photo is taken from. I look to be roughly 12 or 13, so it's certainly the mid 80's. What this should illustrate to you is that parents should maintain control over their children's fashion decisions until they reach about 34. This is definitely the first pair of glasses I got to pick out on my own. Let's leave the frames alone for a second and talk about the photo-chromic lenses [PAPA NOTE TO SELF: "NICE WORD!"] These have never been the height of fashion. This meant I was forever walking around the halls of my middle school with tinted glasses, regardless of light levels, and a virtual "Loser" stamp on my forehead. Middle school rocked.
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FUG MUG #10:
Inspiration: The kid you most wanted to beat up behind the slide. Why? Did the over-sized glasses make an inviting target? The helmet hair reminded you too much of the toupee the guidance counselor sported? Maybe it was shirt that looked like the 1970s' taco-colored uniforms of the San Diego Padres? Yes, it was the shirt. But it was because it reminded you of the piss and poop you needed to smack out of this smart-ass during recess.
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FUG MUG #11:
Inspiration: Big, big trucks. Wal-mart. Costco. Sam's Club. Big Gulp.
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FUG MUG #12:
Inspiration: This look was inspired by the theme street urchin. It was all the rage amongst my peers back in 1983. You can tell my amateur medical enthusiasm was shining through already as I had obviously removed my legs at the knees and put them back on the wrong legs. Now that I think of it, the tight shorts might explain a lot."
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FUG MUG #13:
Inspiration: Pabst. Blue. Ribbon.
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...And now for a Fugly First!
The first ever FUGLY COUPLE!
The GIRL:
The BOY:
Inspiration: Flat iron. Straight teeth. And lots and lots of Proactiv.
Rate our Combined FUG MUGS:
Thanks again to all our wonderful contributors. Go check them out and help spread the word!
Blog or Twitter The Fuglies now!
Next Fuglies: September 26, 2008. The next Fuglies promises to be the biggest, baddest yet! Including a big, big surprise and THE FUG MUG GALLERY!
-- PAPA
Which favorite blogger's FUG MUG do YOU want to see? Leave their name and blog name in the COMMENTS. You never know who I may put up next.
I'm sorry, but Xbox and Black Hockey Jesus look ADORABLE, not fugly. As for A Free Man? Well, he did a pretty good job. ;)
And Papa, your wife is HAWT!
Posted by: maggie, dammit | September 19, 2008 at 07:08 AM
Awesomeness.
Posted by: Jenny, Bloggess | September 19, 2008 at 07:42 AM
Great selection this week! Your friend Bob would have really fit in to my (red)neck of the woods.
But seriously, Ana should not be on this page! She is hot, not fug!
What is up with your tongue, bigP?
Posted by: penny | September 19, 2008 at 08:18 AM
I can't believe that, about 30 seconds ago, I thought these guys were pretty cool. They are not cool.
Posted by: muskrat | September 19, 2008 at 08:43 AM
Okay let me make some comments:
F #9: Totally looks like he's hittin' a bong.
F #10: Who's your Daddy? Bill Gates?
F # 11: Is that Larry the Cable Guy? Git R Done!
F #12: That kid is NOT Fugly - he's absolutely adorable! I want to hug him and pinch his cute little cheekies!
F #13: Isn't it illegal to give kids beer before they turn 9?
F #14: Ana looks adorable! Absolutely adorable...
F #14B: Heh. Heh. OMG! LMAO! ROFLMAO! LOLOLOL!
Posted by: preTzel | September 19, 2008 at 09:29 AM
This was a great group of fuglies!! And yes, of COURSE, Ana is hawwwwwt!
:-)
Posted by: Evil Genius | September 19, 2008 at 11:10 AM
OMG! As a middle school teacher, I have half a mind to copy your before and after pics, Brian, to show to certain students who worry if they will ever get a girl. HILARIOUS! (and BTW, that's meant to be a compliment and a reference to the fact that despite some obvious "rough times," you turned out pretty cute!)
Posted by: Half-Past Kissin' Time | September 19, 2008 at 05:09 PM
OMG! As a middle school teacher, I have half a mind to copy your before and after pics, Brian, to show to certain students who worry if they will ever get a girl. HILARIOUS! (and BTW, that's meant to be a compliment and a reference to the fact that despite some obvious "rough times," you turned out pretty cute!)
Posted by: Half-Past Kissin' Time | September 19, 2008 at 05:10 PM
Sweet, sweet fugliness...wow!
A few thoughts:
- Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. I adore you now. I'd have adored you then. I was so flippin' fugly then, though, that even your then self would have been, "Yeth (because even if you didn't I'm going to pretend you had a little lisp), um, you are thcary, so I will hath to thay no."
- I do not believe your friend Bob is actuallly named Bob. I believe his name is Jeff, and I dated him in college. And perhaps for a questionable 10 months a couple years later. Had he asked, I'd have married him.
- You had quite the affinity for red, didn't you, Papa? And was there a giant slab of cake taking your picture? Because the tongue? The tongue thing has me concerned. It also may have me wanting cake. I've not decided for sure yet.
- Also, there is a LOT of adorable in this week's selection. I think that makes the label 'fuggin' cute' more appropriate, but it's your blog, so it's your call.
As always, I can't wait to see what you get people to send you for next week!
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) | September 19, 2008 at 06:15 PM
OMG. I am laughing and frightened at the same time. All I can think about is how my boys pictures will look in 30 years. I am doing my best to embarrass them.
Posted by: texasholly @ June Cleaver Nirvana | September 19, 2008 at 06:44 PM
Fabulous Fuglies! I LOVE all the saucer-sized 80's glasses. I had a pair myself!
Posted by: Kelly | September 19, 2008 at 08:04 PM
Baby I love the fuglies , it is so funny .It is a great idea
the best ones are number 10 and you .
Actually the truck guy is the real fuglie...this is a recent picture, right?
Please dont stop doing this
Is really funny .I love it !!!
Posted by: ana paula | September 20, 2008 at 02:36 PM
Mercy... these pictures make me ache! I am especially fond of the "boy" in the boy/girl duo. Supa'-fine!
Good. Lord.
Posted by: jennyonthespot | September 21, 2008 at 09:38 PM