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April 26, 2008

The 50/50 (80/20) Queen Split

Nosleep

There's an interesting thing happening in the PAPA bed.  There's a whole lot less of PAPA in it. 

Right now, I'm mashed up in the narrow crevice between the wall and the bed.  Ana is sprawled out beside me.  Ana's a small girl but lately Ana (and baby) have banded together and are slowly overtaking our queen size bed.  Add the fact that she goes to bed before me, and I have had to do some very creative sleeping.   It used to be I just slid into bed next to her.  Now I turned on the light to navigate what available space I have left. 

This morning, for example.  Somehow I've squeezed my 6'2" figure into a 2" by 3" space. 

Ana laughs.  "Comfortable?"

"Totally.  What about you?  You got enough room there, sweetheart?"

"I could take more."  She starts to strech out her legs. I laugh, push them back.

"I'm sure you can." 

Ana sits up. 

"Where's Nikki?  Nikki!!"

1.8 seconds later, we hear little sctraches at our door.  Nikki was booted from the bed weeks ago.  Replaced by two pillows.

And if I'm not careful I may be joining her in her doggy bed.

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This is a hilarious post! I can just see the whole scene too :) Loving the blog!!! I'll be exploring it thoroughly and visiting it often. Love xoxo

This is a hilarious post! I can just see the whole scene too :) Loving the blog!!! I'll be exploring it thoroughly and visiting it often. Love xoxo

Esta linda !! Hate to brek the news to you papa that belly is only going to get bigger!! hahahah :)with a healthy baby!!

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